Reet

A burrito. It's quite simple really.

chipotle anyone?? I'm having massive reet cravings.

by .tar.gz April 18, 2014

Reet

Played in the game CS, where one player takes another down to hp below 4; when they reach this point, they are considered reet.

John was 'reet' when ste knived him in the face.

by Steve-o / Reflex January 24, 2005

reet

A lack of mental prowess. Retard

Hey reet, knock it off!

Oh crap I'm such a reet!

by John Jacoby September 15, 2006

reet

A call for a deer and it is also short for reefer

man im smokin da reet

by Jebudia Smith March 12, 2003

reet

American Northeast slang for retard

that kid is such a reet!

by Meg Anne July 28, 2006

Reet

To meet, greet, and read someone. Basically, it is an informal way to get to know someone you want to date. It's more formal than hanging out, but less so than an official date

Would you like to reet me for coffee in a few hours?

I would like to reet with you tomorrow.

by R.M.A.Kukowski November 25, 2011

Reet

Short for retard. Usually used as an insult, or to describe a dysfunction.

"Did you hear what John said yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a fucking reet"

by Danni S November 27, 2017