Ralph

A mystery of the most unfortunate proportions. Clue: panko....hahaha.

Does not communicate well, will most likely lie and hurt you and laugh about it. Ralph's are heartless.

Expects respect without showing any. Completely unforgiving of most things.
Ralph's are perfect!!

Loves polygamy.

Hey Ralph, how many wives you got now? 3?

by Tellinonyooo March 1, 2022

Ralph

What actor Marcus Toji refers to his genitals.

Would you like to pet Ralph?

by Crispitos September 4, 2003

Ralph

somebodys father who's a bit creepy and can often be described as "classic".

" Classic Ralph". Need i say more??

by bio08 June 27, 2009

ralph

v. unexpectedly releasing gas from your anus as a result of uncontrollable laughter

n. the gas that is releaseed from your anus as a result of uncotrollable laughter

I almost ralphed when he showed me what was in the bag.

I watch comedies alone, becuase I'm afraid of ralphing in front of people.

by tmack41 December 15, 2008

Ralph

(Noun) Boob. Often referred to as Boobius in Latin.

Ralph est boobius.

by Bruce W. March 28, 2004

ralph

A guy who must beat their girlfriend at everything possible and never succeeds.

Don't be a Ralph or she'll leave you.

by Werita November 10, 2004

Ralph

really gay for robots and attracted for teachers attracts douche bags aka Connor destroys relationships

dude that guy is such a ralph

by yomomma12333801 April 13, 2010