quotappointment

when a minority such as ethnics or women are given a work place appointment beyond their skill level to meet a diversity quota
pronounced Quota-point-ment

person 1: hey didn't we need a software engineer who could code? how did we get this wall licker?
person 2: had to meet the diversity quota, just another "quotappointment"

by jadu-chadina January 23, 2018

re-quotation

Editing or building upon an existing quote

"The consequence of life is death, and so any life created cannot be sustained. In other words all living things die." is a re-quotation of "The consequence of life is death." Jake Lawton

by Stephen November 6, 2004

pump quota

The yearly established minimum amount of pumps or thrusts the penis must perform in the vagina for it to truly count as sex. The current quota is seven.

He said he put his penis inside of her for a good three or four pumps so that he could claim they had sex. He failed to, however, meet pump quota so it was therefore not sex, but purely recreational.

by Foliageddoor April 22, 2014

quota

An allotment of timely interaction one assigns to a group or a member of a group. A specific amount that serves as means of maximum exposure to an individual or a group sharing similar interests. When one reaches maximum point, one 'calls quota' before pleasant interactions evolve into irksome experiences.

"I have done lunch with you twice this week. I call quota on you before I get bored with you. See you next week."

Note: This is an example of a thought process. It is NOT advisable to speak of quotas aloud. If quotas are informed to public, there may be a risk of not having any individuals or groups to call quota on.

by Mehreen September 12, 2008

Quota Time

The time in which police officers pull over lots of people and write up lots of tickets or make arrests because their police quota for the month is coming up soon.

Guys, we can't pick up over there. It's quota time and the pigs are swarming the area.

by Sharp Kink November 29, 2010

quoafee

"coffee," as pronounced by a Brooklynite. Qua- as in quahog (Specifically, Rosie Perez's pronouncement in the film 'White Men Can't Jump').

I'm gettin' a bagel, you want somethin'?" "Yea, a cuppa quoafee, thanks.

by internet90909 January 27, 2011

Rock Quotation Marks

Using the universal "heavy metal" hand gesture (fist with index and pinky fingers extended) and combining it with the quotation marks hand gesture to achieve Rock Quotation Marks. Normally used ironically/sarcastically.

Man, those Veronicas are *rockin'*.

*Rock quotation marks.

by Melissa and Jess August 2, 2007