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Quimage

A lady or group of ladies

Refering to the victorian word often used a to describe female genitalia.
Steady: I say shorty, there is some marvelous quimage on offer this evening.

Shorty: I agree steady, look at the tits on that one!
by Jonny Von Clunge September 18, 2009
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Quimaculate

The result of detailed attention or keyhole topiary to the lady garden or landing strip.
My bush is quimaculate since I bought those new Black & Decker electric shears!
by Global Reach My 4rse February 3, 2009
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quim stick

Your cock, willy, dick, penis, mr. wiggly, the one-eyed snake, big bad biff the baby butcher!
"ima poke your quim, with my quim stick baby! o yeah! you know it!
by Talonair November 16, 2005
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Quimm

Quimm refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy. Quimm can be considered the vagina but more frequently may be an alternate word for the Fillet, Lips, or Labia. It should also be noted that the Quimm being discussed would be attractive and pleasing not only to the sight but also the touch, smell and taste. NOT some ugly, misshapen, smelly, ratty old thing.
"She was taking it the ass like a true porn star when I noticed her luscious quivering quimm."
by Grund1e August 31, 2006
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quimiscus

The thin bulge of love juice that rises above aroused pussy lips similar to the miniscus on a very full glass of water
"As I fingered her I noticed the quimiscus forming on her lips and thought to myself, here we go then!!!"
by Dave C July 1, 2004
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Quim Shield

(Noun, Adjective, "Quim Shielded", "Quim Shielding" - verb)

The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).

Also used as slang for femidom.
Example #1

"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"

Example #2

"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"
by Crispy Ur Jizz September 24, 2009
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quember

an act of shivering or to display a feeling of fright throughout the entire body, when in the presence of something scary.
"Geez, whenever I watch Nightmare on Elm Street, I always quember down to my toes!"

Eric- "Everytime I walk into the room, people cower in their chairs and quember." :(
Langston- "Well maybe you should stop wearing that halloween costume!"
by snowwbeast September 8, 2011
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