Quiff

Similar to queef, a quiff is a fart from the male genitalia.

Omg dude, im gonna fucking quiff so hard!

by Harambe2016! December 21, 2021

Quiff

A woman's lady parts

Here in New Brunswick Canada this is considered a "nice" curse word by some people in rural areas. When my Uncle backed over his chainsaw with the farm tractor he might say " Aww ain't that a Quiff!!"

by Woodchucker65 May 12, 2024

quiff stain

Quiff stain is when a female vagina fills up with air from propetual thrusting and one good pump and the air escapes around the shaft of the penile instrument and if you extract the penile instrument and the air does not escape it will later on and as the air escape the vaginal crevase the excess semenal liquid escape like diareah into the undergarments there for leaving a "quiff stain"

It is used to deter predators when they peel the panties off and it looks like your spreading a grill cheese sandwhich "quiff stain" s are just wrong

by Longdongvagidist May 22, 2016

Quiff Rat

Someone who tries to embarrass another by telling on them when they quiff in public.

Hey did you hear that? I heard a little quiff! as Rob pointed to the woman behind the counter. She quiffed! Come on Rob stop being such a quiff rat!

by MattyG82 March 18, 2009

Quiff Sniff

1)The replacement term for douche bag douch doucher dbag and any other variation of the term originally used by "booger" from revenge of the nerds.

2) A person or a group of people that constantly refer to others as douches, DBS, douch bags

1) Clefus: Grubbs is a quiff sniffer.
Mateo: whats that?
Clefus : Someone that calls everyone a variation of a douche bag possible.
tool nerd queer fag retard gay lazy crazypiece of shitPoserselloutidiotloserbumworthlessscumjerkbitch cunt dildo assassholedouche douchbagdickliarclown

by Clefus June 14, 2013

quiff juice

when a girl quiff in your face and excess piss or cum flys at your face at a high volocity

last time i eat out that fuckin cunt she gave me some nasty ass quiff juice.

by rob killuh gilz January 17, 2009

Quiff flies

Another name for gnat. My Great Grandma came up with the word "quiff". A quiff is another name for a vagina. One day, another family member had a dog laying out in the sun and there was a swarm of gnats flying around the dogs vagina. That's when my family started calling gnats "quiff flies".

Quiff flies swarm into such a small area, how do they not fly into each other?

by A guy from Jerzey August 17, 2022