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Quid Rules

Rules for the complicated form of currency known as Quid (not British Pounds). These are:

1. 1 is half two

2. 6 is half two nothing, because 0 is nothing (makes a 6)

9 is nothing half two, because reverse order (makes 9)

3. Extra digits can be communicated through degrees of "more"
For example, 20 would be more two, and 22 would be more 2 and 2

Hundreds would be communicated using "even more", and thousands with "even way more". More digits beyond the thousands can be achieved with adding more of the word "way" to "even way more"

4. Addition is up

5. Subtraction is down

6. Multiplication is said without a conjunction

7. Division is "segregated from"
For example, 4/5 is 4 segregated from 5

7. Percentages are "divided" pronounced in a stupid way, like "dihvihded"

8. Indices are above, but you need to do them backwards so 6^4 is 6 above 4

9. You have to say "makes" instead of equals

10. Pence (not British Pence), is the opposite of all of these
"i've got 606 quid" - person 1
"do you seriously not know your Quid Rules? it's clearly "even more half two nothing and nothing and half two nothing", it's simple"
by Mr Bin September 10, 2023
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quid pro quo

"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you" P.S. Not to do with religion but LIFE in general.
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Trump's idea of Quid Pro Quo is grabbing them by the pussy while he's rapping them in the ass.
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A latin phrase that translates into "what for what". It essentially means that if you do something for me, I'll do something for you as a fair exchange.
Only pinko's believe in Quid Pro Quo and as a result, they should be ripped off because of their beliefs.
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