quantum spookiness

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.
Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.
by Matt BB October 16, 2003
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quantum leap

Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place
I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.
by urbandickchinairy January 24, 2008
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Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics or Quantum mechanics is a set of principles underlying the most basic known represantation of all systems at the microscopic scale.

Would usually cause an average person extreme headache trying to understand the said principle.
Person 1: Have you studied Quantum Physics?

Person 2: No, I was too busy clipping my toenails.
by Kar-len O' Whirl February 23, 2009
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quantum singularity

ass, on the xbox fourms when you type in ass insted of it showing up as *** like most "bad" words it is replaced with the words quantum singularity
xXxX MLG XxXx wrote-
you know what this game is realy bad


You wrote-
I bet you like it up the quantum singularity ?

by Divine Maddog February 11, 2009
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quantum apple

A poster created by the artist Chromodynamic, depicting the quantum levels of the applegen atom.
A quantum apple is edible and tasty. Each single one of them, may display a variety of potential flavours. Due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle when it gets bitten it's wave function collapses as one of the allowable flavours. One cannot predict it's taste before he/she causes the collapse of it's wave function via tasting the apple, because quantum potentiality is a fundamental quality of nature.
by Quantomechanician October 15, 2015
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Quantum Afterlife

Quantum afterlife is a hypothesis and concept that advocates there is afterlife at quantum level, where the atoms and sub-atomic particles of living beings and of all objects might transform into other things in the future, such as this concept advocates that the conscience exists at quantum level and even when someone dies it is transformed into something else.
"Quantum afterlife is an interesting concept inside quantum materialism, it proves that it is possible to be a materialist and still believes in afterlife as well, it is really good and interesting."

"Quantum afterlife also advocates the concept of quantum-extraphysical superposition for explain about Near Death Experiences, creating the possibility of existence of other worlds and dimensions, leading to the possibility of extraphysical mechanics and quantum mechanics be literally the same thing."

"Quantum Afterlife and Quantum Materialism might be really good to lead to Quantum Deism, where god (the divine) exists at quantum level and it is everywhere at quantum level and just by reason and by technodeism we can find it out."
by Full Monteirism January 08, 2021
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Quantum Hit

When the weed hit makes a quantum leap into your lungs, taking you across the universe.
Bro, that was a Quantum Hit! I just traveled through space and time.
by John Ella May 29, 2017
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