An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.
Barry grew up in a very open household, his parents regularly walking about naked in front of him. One day he was talking with his friend Emily on the telephone when his mother walked past him without a stitch on. Without warning, she let out a very aggressive sounding queef which shook him to the core. It was not unlike the sound that is made when a rubber bath mat is pulled forcibly up from the inside of a bathtub. Barry suddenly felt quite nauseous and dry-heaved. Emily asked what was wrong. Barry couldn't say. Barry's mother was by now in the next room banging Barry's dad who was none the wiser.
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
Get the Queef mug.When two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other's vaginal opening. The second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. This continues until both vaginas are completely full of fishy air.
Female 1: "I'm really bored. Do you want to watch a movie?"
Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."
Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."
by firestick69 November 21, 2010
Get the queef-scissoring mug.A female who is sort of trashy.
the kind of girl who would make a
loud juicy stinky queef then roll up the windows
and laugh about it
the kind of girl who stirs the kool aid with her fist, licks mayonnaise off her spoon straight out of the jar, and might possibly put sour cream in the guacamole to make it 'creamier'
the kind of girl who would make a
loud juicy stinky queef then roll up the windows
and laugh about it
the kind of girl who stirs the kool aid with her fist, licks mayonnaise off her spoon straight out of the jar, and might possibly put sour cream in the guacamole to make it 'creamier'
That girl looks like a Dairy Queef, maybe you should go hit on someone else.
That girl should be 'DQ'd' for looking like a "Dairy Queef"
"Did that nasty moist queef sound come from that nasty trashy girl over there?"
"Yeah, that Dairy Queef over there did it"
EW!
That girl should be 'DQ'd' for looking like a "Dairy Queef"
"Did that nasty moist queef sound come from that nasty trashy girl over there?"
"Yeah, that Dairy Queef over there did it"
EW!
by fresh margarita December 6, 2010
Get the Dairy Queef mug.Quagfest is a celebration hosted by Glenn Quagmire in honor of his 1000th sex partner.
Appeared in the episode "Fighting Irish"
Appeared in the episode "Fighting Irish"
I was invited into the quagfest and the event is prefaced by a parade featuring Quagmire's sex partners from around the world.
by ProfessionalCanadian! November 11, 2015
Get the quagfest mug.queef but from a boy, expulsion of hot steamy air from the tip of the penis. sometimes(rarely) is so powerful that it can cause a rupture inside of the foreskin.
cornelius: dude chad totally quarfed in the locker room, that quarf was so hellish that it shook me to my core.
christophorus: damn dude how you like them apples!
christophorus: damn dude how you like them apples!
by aimmepussyslayer March 8, 2023
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