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Quanker

someone who works for the Care Quality Commission, a UK government QUANGO or other such bodies, coined by Dr A H on GDPUK.com forum.
such a quanker
by quanker hater November 5, 2010
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Quaker State

Definitions:
1.) Not necessarily a quaint colloquialism for the State of PA.
2.) Like unto the oil that keeps this organization running smoothly. Imparts quick and prominent advantage over other departments.
3.) One who is not ethically, spiritually, or physically disoriented.
4.) One who is factually unencumbered, differently qualified, specially skilled, and uniquely proficient allowing one to cut through red tape.
5.) Ability to take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand nor hope to fulfill.

Job Descriptions:
1.) Ability to read things that do not matter, then write reports explaining how they do matter.
2.) Make corporate propaganda read like folksy truisms.
3.) Prioritization and crisis management.
4.) Provide arcane information on a need to know basis.

Benefits:
1.) Likely to advance in economic and social standing.
2.) Cafeteria plan and other program benefits.
He is a uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path, what a Quaker State!
by chatty90 November 16, 2011
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Quaker

A protestant christan that has strong non-violence belifs.
Quakers have been in America for all of its history and many infulential quakers have shaped our land today.
by Michael Vance April 23, 2004
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Quacket

The act of one man sticking his dick into another man's dick
Hunter: Quacket for me Regen.
Regen: Gladly
by furniturelover1458 November 14, 2011
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Quanker Sore

Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.
Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"
by Little Willis March 20, 2009
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Quaker weekend

The weekend that is uncommonly used and unknown to many. It is when the weekend is taken on Sunday and Monday instead of the normal Saturday and Sunday. Quakers believed this to be way more productive and fullfilling
Matt: ah man u coming over to the party Sunday night it's going to be RIDICULOUS!
gerad: nah man I can't I work Monday.
Matt: dude that blows!
Gerad: yes I know, but not all of us are lucky enough to be off on Quaker weekends
by Mattp001 May 12, 2010
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Quakered

A harsh beating usually complements of the Quaker Squad. (Verb)
His ass just got Quakered. GET Quakered! Get that ass Quakered!
by Mike P. Wyoming, DE September 28, 2008
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