putting on the lipstick

The special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.

Desiree: I'm home early!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!

by Horst Nordfunk May 4, 2016

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together

The current American public education is meaningless; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2017

sporca puttana

dirty prostitute

tu sei una brutta sporca puttana.(you are an ugly dirty prostitute)

by malcolm June 2, 2004

putting the cat in the bag

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.

Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"

by Col. Dante KnuckleBuckle March 10, 2010

putting needle whacker

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!

"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"

by felching belcher October 16, 2009

puttana

in italian means a woman who sells her body for a little money...
sometimes just for pleasure
in english "whore" or "bitch"

puttana!=bitch!
si' peg' ke i puttan!= u r worse than a bitch!
zoccola=strappona=baldracca=bagascia=vacca=troia=mignotta=meretrice=sportiva=camminatrice=donnina=bitch

by monkey May 22, 2004

mike patton

the man who knocks the socks off musical expectations

mike patton f*cking rocks.

by firefaery July 20, 2004