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pansyitis 

An illness that makes you act like a pansy.
The act of always acting like a pansy.
Nina, your PANSYITIS sure is flaring up now that we are at the top of the cliff!!
pansyitis by DaTempest June 15, 2023
A viral infection that can occur in any organ or tissue of the body. Usually symptoms are constant bitching and whining about how bad it hurts.
Mrs Vanderbilt: Robby! Where is Rachel today?

Robby: She has a case of pusitis.

Mrs. Vanderbilt: She was bitching a lot yesterday.
Pusitis by superfly69 August 12, 2010

pussyfist 

A person that commits heinous acts and acts offended when others commit similar heinous acts. Someone that cannot face the truth and tries to polish over awkward situations with jargon and bullshit.
Cheap, low class, pussyfist whores - all of them! They get their dirty laundry out in the light for folks to see what kind of trash they really are and then they "get offended" that someone had the balls to speak the truth.

Pussititus 

A person who is characteristic of the fear of facing life, with such symptoms as :
1. Failure to stand up for one's rights.
2. Inability to forward one's emotions.
3. Uncertainty about life; believing one's life has no meaning.
4. Possible sign of being emo?

1. That boy is obviously ailing from Pussititus; he seems to be afraid to tell that girl that he cares for her, causing him to lose faith in everything about him.

2. I am a seemingly longterm Pussititus patient; I cannot see a meaning for my life to continue. What rewards does life merit to an unworthy nonbeliever?
Pussititus by Franswa December 13, 2008

Pussilitis 

An infectious and contagious disease (only applicable to men) characterized by attacks of extreme unmanliness due to an increase of vaginal fluids throughout a male's body. The only known cure is growing some damn balls.
My friend Brian has some major Pussilitis. He doesn't wanna race me, haha probably thinks he'll lose. Poor kid, I wish there was a cure.
Pussilitis by J-Dan April 14, 2014

pussitis 

an imaginary illness that explains why a girl is crabby or otherwise unhappy for no good reason.
Tori: What's up with Sharon? She's a super bitch today!
Alice: Oh it's just her pussitis acting up again.
Tori: Wow she has that a lot!!
pussitis by renee151 May 20, 2008