purple headed yougart slinger

Another word for the male genitalia.

I unzipped my pants to reveal my purple headed yougart slinger.

by Dick Biggems December 30, 2013

purple headed love trunchon

Another Purple Headed slang term for a fully engorged penis

While she blew me I pulled out of her mouth and started beating her about the head with my purple headed love trunchon

by Min January 08, 2007

purple headed yogurt squirter

a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time

"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"

by Paul__C October 05, 2008

purple-headed womb broom

penis, usually erect. Implies that the erect male member may be used for general sweeping or cleaning purposes, hence "broom".

I gave that bitch a seeing-to with my purple-headed womb broom

by dirty fuck face paul hendy July 15, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

by Krackershaft November 29, 2002

purple headed turkey neck

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

by Dylan January 11, 2005

purple headed womb ferret

male genetalia

i pulled my "purple headed womb ferret" out of her ass and gave her a dirty Sanchez!!

by Joe April 14, 2004