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False Pretenda

A person that likes to talk nonsense and pull shenanigans by pretending.

Definition: phony
Synonyms: actor, charlatan, deceiver, dissembler, fake, faker, fraud, hypocrite, imitator, impostor, quack, snob
Holy shit...that guy Pooni is such a fuckin' false pretenda!
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Chelsea Peretti

The love of my life, the funniest most amazing woman to ever walk the earth.
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preteen

Wow, I am a "preteen" and I don't know if I should be mad or laughing at these ignorant definitions.

1. No one tYPes lyke DiS except trolls.

2. I hate twilight, Aeropostale and Disney channel.
3. Yes, I like pop music, but that isn't the only genre I like and I don't like it to be "cool". I could careless about being cool, I like the music.
4. I don't "want to be a teen". Some teenagers need to learn that they didn't invent the world, pop culture or fashion.

I don't know what some of you are smoking but there is the REAL definition up there.
Idiotic Teen: Those preteens love Jonas Brothers and Aeropostale. What wannabes!

Smart Teen: So just because of their age they aren't allowed to like things without being called wannabes? Grow up.
by Preteen November 22, 2010
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pretenemy

pl. pretenemies

similar in origin to the word frenemies, a pretenemy is a complex relationship in which one (or both) parties pretend to hate eachother either due to social standards or for monetary gain.
Rachel: Hey Amy isn't that that chick you hate?
Amy: Oh no, she's just my pretenemy.
by ahryc January 17, 2009
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Preteen

A child between ages 10-12 who are beginning some of the early stages of puberty. The scrotum-suckers that posted definitions intending to offend preteens are unbearably hypocritical (because you're acting just like the stereotype that you described) and flat-out ageists. Some of them are actually decent people. But then there's also the stereotypically-described type, but that doesn't mean we should cuss their ears off.
Preteen: (comes home from school)

(random stranger walks by and sees the preteen)

Stranger: Eat meh ballz firking pretten olololololololololol

Preteen: (mutters insults such as "hypocrite" and "ageist".
by Poster of a Definition May 22, 2010
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Preteen

The ages 9-13.
Not all preteens act like immature retards, their are actually a lot of normal preteens. The definitions on the word "preteen" just disgust me. People are really judgmental!
I'm 10 years old and I dnt talk liek dis. I actually use proper grammar. I only act like a retard and laugh at stupid things when I'm around my BFF's. That's because I'm not afraid to be myself.
I never watch Disney Channel (And that doesn't mean I watch MTV instead), mainly because the shows are just.... corrupting and they teach little kids to act like sluts. Miley Cyrus for example.

My favorite "band" isn't the Jonas Brothers, my favorite band is MUSE, and that's my opinion.

You don't always have to follow a trend. But if you seriously feel like you have to, follow this one:
BE YOURSELF.
Teen 1: Haha, look at that little retarded 10 year old!

Teen 2: I bet she has a million Justin Bieber shirts in her closet but she doesn't want to wear one to the mall because she want's to act "cool".

Teen 3: There's some normal preteens.... You know that right?

Teen 1: What did you just say??

Teen 3: Excuse me, I said, She might be normal, she might not be following trends, she might not watch Disney Channel every night, she might just be NORMAL. Not like you.

Teen 2: We're not hanging out with you anymore... you're acting like a preteen.

Teen 3: Good. I'll find some friends that aren't so judgmental.
by UndisclosedDesire August 29, 2011
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pretender

Oh my god...How the hell did those Pretenders get famous?!
by Dominic1987 April 22, 2007
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