PUPPET HERO

A puppet hero is a person, persona, mentor etc, in which the mentee requires that the hero live up to their expectations as opposed to them living up to the heros expectations.

Joe is expected to be a puppet hero because his adult anti-police son dislikes the fact that Joe respects the police and doesn't give his adult son money on demand.

by on August 8, 2023

jizz puppet

A sock covered hand used for the absorbtion of semen during masturbation.

It's alright, I caught it all with the jizz puppet.

by Rab_soulfly_guy December 31, 2008

Human Puppet Show

Having one’s right hand in one person’s ass and the left hand in another person’s ass and hitting the right nerves to force them into a humorous conversation preferably to entertain others. A young Marquis de Sade used to practice this at dinner parties in Paris much to the delight of his sexually deviant party guests. It is speculated that this is where the term “talking out of one’s ass” was derived from.

A large balding man is slouched over with his pants down to his knees and next to him is a young maiden of twenty-one years of age who is on her hands and knees with the bottom of her dress pulled up to her waist. The one and only Marquis de Sade is positioned behind the two, a hand buried in each ass.

Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!

(Thunderous applause)

Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!

Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Who…the …Fuuuck…ahhh…is there!?

Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!

Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??

Maiden: Uhhhmp…Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!

Laughter abounds from the crowd!

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

gloucester glove puppet

Masturbating your parter with a fist full of stinging nettles.

After entering the overgrown wood, Chris insisted Grace give him a Gloucester glove puppet.

by Rainman68 July 15, 2014

puppeteerin

Controlling another person.
Telling someone what to do.
Forcing a Person to do something against their own will.

I'm so sick of my Boyfriend being so puppeteerin.

The very first time my man becomes puppeteerin, I'm gone.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Putin's Puppet

45th President of the United States of America.

Donald Trump is Putin's Puppet.

by Mike Pence January 7, 2017

Master of Puppets

Literally the rapest song of all time, from the acclaimed Metallica album "Master of Puppets". The song features fast paced down-plucking, heavy riffs, and a complex and lightning fast solo. The lyrics of this song are the stuff of legend.

That was Master of Puppets my friend.

by The Last One Crouching May 27, 2010