matthew pilkington

matthew pilkington simps for everyone so that he has back up people for when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

is that matthew pilkington? i better not get too close, he'll pull me into a simping trance.

by Platinum31 May 15, 2021

Natalie Pilkington

The most perfect human being in the whole world

" Natalie Pilkington is perfect in every way "

by G <3 August 8, 2021

Sam Pilkington

Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵

Yo is that Sam Pilkington

Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this

by Sammmnydje November 23, 2021

Adam Pilkington

Is a potato 🥔

Adam Pilkington is a potato

by VEGEMITE55 September 7, 2023

Barrett Pennington

The master of edging

"Wow look at Barrett, he is so aggressive and a true edge master"
Barrett Pennington: Master of the Edge

by native climber December 13, 2023

chester pennington

Another name for a weed or dab pen for nu metal fans

"ughh im so stressed, hand me the chester pennington."

by y2kzgy May 12, 2025

Chester Pennington

Another nickname for the famed Dap Pen/ THC Vape. The Penjamin, Penelope, the Jimmy Pendrix etc.

Bro: Hey Bro lemme tap that Chester Pennington .
Me: Say less man… here, pre-heated for ya. Better not cough up a lung from that blinker mane.
Bro: Damn dude, that Toad Venom Hit… (Greens out)

by Østëň May 29, 2025