pundit

A person who claims to be an expert and markets him or herself as such, but has no discernable income or prior background being a practitioner in the subject matter they purport to represent. These individuals are usually offered talking points and a buried stipend (read: paid off) by a special interest group, such as a political party or industry lobby then go on to blog or make media appearances promoting their point of view to the detriment of people who are real-life practitioners and subject matter experts.

Andy is a pundit on technology issues but doesn't seem to have any real-world experience doing the things he promotes. Through some digging we can discover he is actually an industry shill.

by hot east August 2, 2012

penitentiary style

when you have violent anal sex with a someone as though you were in jail. this is usually done without consent and without a condom. it often involves the transmission of STDS especially HIV

once Ndu walked into cell block D, he knew he was going to get it penitentiary style -- now he has AIDS;

at the rape party, everyone was getting it penitentiary style

by evillestdude May 6, 2009

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

punitrate

To punish and penetrate. Mostly used as a verb on vaginas. After punitrating something, it is most likely fucked up

My mother is no longer having her time of the month...
That's because I punitrated her vaj last night

by number22haha September 26, 2010

penitentiary

penitentiary - to qualify as a penitentiary, it must be a large, maximum security prison. the word, penitentiary is from the latin, penitent, which means to repent, be sorry for, or pay for one's mistakes. Its Latin root is: paenitent - repentent. prison jail hoosegow the big house deadlock lockdown the block the slammer stoney lonesome con college club fed calaboose the hole the joint the clink jailhouse

Yuhto was wrongly convicted of murder in the first degree and sentenced to fifteen years in Schelgar Penitentiary of the State of California, an enormous, poorly maintained maximum security prison. (paraphrased - from the novel, Deadlock, by Aida Saki and Takashina Yuu)

by raindragon June 2, 2017

bar stool pundit

A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)

ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."

by TPat the Dragon March 12, 2011

puñeta

(pooh-nyeh-tah) (spanish) - Usually negative expressing agitation or disappointment, also used to express excitement or astonishment. See also damn - typically an interjection synonmous with coño , or used in situations where coño may also be appropriate or substituted. When used as 'la puñeta', or 'hacer la puñeta' it refers to the act of self-masturbation i.e. jacking off.

This is derivative of the spanish word for fist 'puño', where la puñeta is defined as the thing you do with your fist. i.e. fisting off which is considered vulgar because it ellicites an image of a man stroking his penis with his fist to a point of climax.

Boricua1: Puñeta!! bro, did you see that chair fly right by my head!!
Boricua2: Nah, you've been watching too much Harry Potthead.

by Randomidous® January 1, 2006