Who's that pokemon?

1. IT'S PIKACHU

(It's clefairy!)

FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

2. The question everyone is asked in the middle of a pokemon episode

1. "Hey Joseph, do you remember the 'who's that pokemon' vine?"

2. "When I was watching pokemon and 'who's that pokemon?' started, I thought it was Bulbasaur, but it was Ghastly."

by I_have_no_life_so_here_we_are December 26, 2019

sorry dude, im not into pokemon

When someone says something to which you havent a clue what they're talking about.... you stare at them blankly and after a pause say calmly, "sorry dude, im not into pokemon" and then just walk away. just walk away.

Craig: "Hey Jeff, I just finished that relativity project i was working on with the group. Sort of crazy how Billy figured out that "E" wasnt really equal to the square of MC because he took out the mitigating factor. You want to come down to the lab and check it out?"

Jeff: .......... "Sorry dude, im not into pokemon"

by PartnaPlayaSugaFree November 14, 2011

Pokemon Profile Pic December

The month in which everybody who's cool changes their profile picture on social networking sites to pictures of pokemon.

Person 1:Hey, why is everybody's profile pic on facebook a pokemon now?
Person 2:Haven't you heard? It's pokemon profile pic december!

by verrrrrr December 27, 2009

Pokemon Widow

A husband or wife who has been widowed due to their spouse dying while playing Pokemon Go (PoGo).

John was such a good man. It is a shame he chased that Charizard into traffic and was hit by several city busses in a row, obliterating his corpse. Now his wife Shirley is a Pokemon Widow.

by CC8675309 July 18, 2016

Pokemon Snap

An extremely easy N64 game that hardly takes any skill at all. It's a simple point and shoot game, where you take pictures of wild Pokemon for Prof. Oak.

Only an extremely bad player would not be able to take good pictures in Pokemon Snap.

Boy, that Eddie sure sucks at Pokemon Snap.

by Eddiesuxazz June 11, 2006

Pokemoning

Pokemoning (also spelled "Pokémoning") is the act of dating multiple partners (or having multiple friends) in order to collect all the desired traits that's very likely to not exist in one single individual. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."

Person 1: "Okay. I have my Sex Idiot, my Intellectual/Sophisticated Girl, my Tomboy FWB, and my Aging Squirtle. Who else am I missing?"
Person 2: "Pokemoning, I assume?"
Person 1: "Yeah. What do you think about a Crazy Tattooed Goth Chick?"
Person 2: "Gee, how many 'Pokemons' do you have?"
Person 1: "Oh, silly. The plural of Pokemon IS 'Pokemon.'"

by M.Powell October 18, 2012

POKEMON

no kids, not the garbage pokemon that they made. i mean, THE ORIGINAL. this goes back about 10 years. you guys remember when pokemon blue first came out? i know you all got it for christmas that year! cos i know i did. and i played it all night haha. and pokemon cards were the coolest thing ever. and EVERYONE had them in school, even the real popular kids. if you had a charizard, you were pretty much awesome. you sat for hours arranging your cards in a binder, just staring/reading each and every card. you pretty much had every fact about every pokemon memorized. YOU HAD LIKE 500 SLOWPOKES AND YOU HATED SLOWPOKE BECAUSE OF IT. you woke up at 5 am on school days to watch pokemon. you had a bunch of pokemon toys/stuffed animals. on christmas, if there werent 5 packs of pokemon cards in your stocking, you basically hated everything. when you found a "shiny" card you went completely insane. the number of holographic cards a person had defined how cool they were. you brought your gameboy color everywhere so you could level up your pikachu. you always wanted to evolve pikachu with a thunder stone, but dam game wouldnt let you! you snuck your gameboy into school to play, and the teacher never caught you. YOU SECRETLY STILL PLAY GAMEBOY COLOR SOMETIMES (i know i do). you could bust out your gameboy right now and play for 5 hours with no problem. im 17 now, and i can look back on this and it was such a fun time of my life. hah. so all you older people, do you remember these good old days?

Pokemon was so awesome before it diverged into new characters. ..

I remember having trouble fighting the Elite 4 in Blue version and I kept trying until I finally defeated them. THat was the shit!

by Pokemon <3 April 16, 2008