butch pudding

The period clumps consumed by a partner during cunnilingus. Usually consumed by a butch lesbian.

I love to eat Cheyenna's butch pudding. It's my favorite time of the month.

by Sallytwist October 31, 2015

Pudding boy

A boy, or ugly girl, who's personality is marginally worse than their looks.

Cunt #1: I love her. She's perfect for me.
Other bloke : She's an absolute pudding boy you fucking cabbage.
Cunt #1: sorry ard
A passing stranger: you got the time please mate?
Cunt #1: time for you to fuck off pal.

by MenuMenuMenu September 23, 2016

Pancake Pudding

The act of ejaculating in your hand and smacking someone across the face with it.

me: Hey babe you want some pancakes for breakfast?
babe: yes!! :D hehe
me: Pancake Pudding bitch!!!

by 1mind September 22, 2010

pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

by Matt July 28, 2008

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

by DuBois April 7, 2006

pudding head

persons who have the ability to fuck up the easiest of tasks

hey pudding head your so thick you cant even shovel shit.

by paddyl August 22, 2007

Surprise Pudding

While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.

Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.

by Ya Moma? September 10, 2005