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Arkanoid Psycho

A species of human being most commonly found aboard Carnival cruise ships during the early 1990s. The Arkanoid Psycho is a middle-aged unmarried male obsessed with playing Arkanoid whose obsession drives him to spend countless hours, quarters, and valuable vacation time trying to advance just one more level. The Arkanoid Psycho has little patience, and will swear profusely while playing, particularly when anyone is kicking the near-by “Lucky & Wild” cabinet for free games.
Brother A: “Hey, you want to go to the ship arcade and kick the Lucky & Wild game for a few hours”?

Brother B: “I don’t know. The Arkanoid Psycho is probably there and might kill us if we do that again. Let press all the buttons in the elevator instead”
by arnie123 January 31, 2014
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psychofinancial

1. a psychotic desire to save money at the expense of basic needs, including people.

2. A deranged fixation on the bottomline caused by corporate brain damage. Typically an irreversible condition.

3. Poor decision making caused by a myopic focus on the bottom line.
I heard that your boss has amazing psychofinancial abilities and is renowned for his ability to clean house and reduce head count!

My boss stated that the recent budget cuts were part of his psychofinancial vision for the department!!
by El Heje September 26, 2007
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psychohistory

Psychohistory is a fictional term first described in Isaak Asimov's classic novel Foundation.
Psychohistory is a branch of mathematics which deals with the reactions of human conglomerates to fixed social and economic stimuli.
In a nutshell it's the science that can predict the future.
The greatest psychohistorian of all time was Hari Seldon.
"I quite understand that psychohistory is a statistical science and cannot predict the future of a single man with any accuracy."
by Kitsaronas August 5, 2008
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psycho grandma

a fat irritating grandmother that is crazy as hell normally to her grandchildren and son-in-law
man that psycho grandma is is going crazy for no reason.
by shadowpsycho July 6, 2010
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Psycho Gardener

An angry Gardener that may snap into a rage of anger if you cross into their yard, garden, or property.
Wow, that guy over there watering his plants need to get laid, he looks like a Psycho Gardener

Look kids, the Psycho Gardener is planting some watermelons in his yard!

Don't walk on that guy's grass, he gets real pissed off, almost like a Psycho Gardener or something.
by John Planter November 16, 2011
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Psycho Enhancer

A term used for people who enhance their psycho. AKA going psychotic. Can be achieved with alcohol, drugs or just pure human craziness. The term was used as the name of a epic beatdown style hardcore punk band from long island, NY.
That bum's psycho was definitely enhanced. He smashed the liquor bottle over the cops head, then puked and pissed himself!

They got really drunk at the party and launched a street sign through my wall, set my couch on fire, and took a shit in my sink. The room got psycho enhanced.

At the psycho enhancer show i got kicked in the face and accidentally drank someone else's blood. It ruled.

Latrell Sprewell's psycho was enhanced when he choked and assaulted his coach.

Ugh, once work is over, I'm gettin psycho enhanced. Hopefully i get laid and successfully break some shit.
by TomHoulihan February 4, 2014
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Psycho-magnification

Psycho-magnification is the process by which interpretations of events/thoughts/action get magnified or exaggerated exponentially (till a point at which it defies logic) as the thought passes through different psyche levels.

Process example : Person 1 to 2 : "Mike was stung by a bee"... Person 2 to 3 : "Mike was stung by a giant bee"... Person 3 to 4 : "Mike was stung by a giant man-eating bee and escaped only because Batman saved him."... Person 4 to 5 : "Mike is a giant man-eating bee and he ate Batman"
Mike's experience with the bee bite was subject to a brutal amount of psycho-magnification.
by That guy from Mordor February 23, 2014
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