face palm

The act of slapping your forehead with the palm of your head in exasperation.

Guy 1: Holy shit, I just realized that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet song have the same tune!
Guy 2: *face palms*

by kirbydude January 16, 2007

Palmercash

Yet another T-Shirt company that thinks their slogans are funny. They are advertising on UrbDic now.

When I went to search Palmercash, an add for Plamercash came up.

by ninjageek October 14, 2009

palmer housing

To walk in a very gingerly and deliberate fashion because of swollen and painful feet or just plain old "bad" feet. Not to be confused with shuffling, this term originated down south in the 1920s-30s-40s. Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor often used this colorful rare word. Origin unknown.

Look at that old man over there palmer housing. His corns must be killing him.

by Rita Pastormerlo June 22, 2007

Sticky Palmer

When someone interlocks hands with another person and masturbates with both of their hands at the same time; It is like an Arnold Palmer because its half-and-half... Plus it makes your hand sticky

OMG! Jared is giving Adam a Sticky Palmer! Awesome!

by Keestaredam September 21, 2012

Palmela Handerson

The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.

Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)

by 6B October 30, 2007

ping palm

Pingpalm is a game played on a ping pong table with a standard ping pong ball. This game involves catching the ball then throwing it back over the net, in a rally with an opponent. To win a point, the ball must hit both sides of the table, and hit the floor. If caught, the play continues.
For additional rules and information go to pingpalm.weebly.com and not pingpalm.com because WE ARE THE ORIGINAL CREATORS OF PING PALM AND THEY ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!WE WERE THE CREATIVE ONES IN THIS SITUATION AND THEY COPIED US!!!!!

I won a ping palm tournament.

by pingpalm.weebly.com December 30, 2014

Palmela Handerson

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.

"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."

by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018