Profinate

The action of slightly pushing one's plate away from themselves to signify completion of a meal.

I was sure that Sam had finished her brownies when I noticed her profinate the tray.

by bogglechamp29 July 6, 2017

rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.

Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)

by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020

soul provider

the masterpiece from zayn and liam Payne that sadly was never released

someone: why are u crying?
me: the only lyric we heard from soul provider is "i can't be without my love i'm nowhere right, can't-"

by soulprovider November 10, 2021

innocent until proven guilty

Nowaday its "guilty until proven innocent, then even if proven innocent still guilty"

Kobe raped a white girl. Kobes trial proved that he was innocent. It doesent matter we still think he's guilty!

by TornReality October 2, 2004

providence

Home of Brown University (the only thing NYC socialites know the state for, due to rich college bound kids), RISD (thus the crazy shit on telephone poles and insanely dressed thayer's street shoppers), Providence Place Mall (where all Rhode Islanders have, at least, been), Federal Hill (a special place with excellent food and well done jobs), and a river flowing with acid waste and occasionally water-fire, among other fabulous Rhode Island-y things.

Let's go to Providence tommorow.
The mall?
Yes.

by madison February 21, 2005

Proven Fact

A statement that's 100% true no matter what anyone else says. Ever. Unlike the misleading title, there is no need for actual PROVEN facts. Often used in situations where couples fight over who loves each other more.

It is a proven fact that Olivia loves Amanda more.

Olivia: "It is a proven fact that I love you more"
Amanda: "Prove it!"
Olivia: "I don't need to."

by always damn right November 19, 2009

provancha

When a woman is practicing fellatio and while simultaneously shaving the man's ball sack.

Dude, this chick was giving me a provancha last night and she totally knicked my nuts!

by deeznutzzz12345 July 12, 2010