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Prosetic

A poem that is prosaic in form but looks poetic also since it has rhymes.
My poems are not entirely prosaic nor poetic but in between i.e. 'prosetic', prosaic + poetic.
by Rajeeb2014 January 21, 2015
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Pathetic Beta Male

The person who posted above me
I shagged yer mom is a pathetic beta male
by Candlestyxx November 19, 2022
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Athletico Pathetico

The name given to the football team with the best looking, best playing and nicest kit wearing players...but ugliest goalkeeper.
"That team are the Athletico Pathetico of their division"

"If Higgins Allstars were more of an Athletico Pathetico they wouldn't have finished bottom and had to rename and rebrans themselves."

"Tottenham are the worst team in the division, certainly not an Athletico Pathetico of a side, though their keeper is ugly".
by AthPath May 21, 2009
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Patheticon

Tommy: you saw what idiot Beckham did on TV yesterday?
Johnny: yes, he's no soccer idol... a patheticon at best
Tommy: what about his ludicrous display last night?
Johnny: pathetic... totally pathetic!
by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020
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Pathetic Rap Music

1. A form of music where-in the person needs no instrumental skills to preform it. 2. A generic type of music where one artist just copies from another. 3. A type of music that creates generic stereotypes that cause all who dress, act, and speak like them to be viewed as criminals. A so-called art form that trend-followers, follow blindly.
Pathetic Rap Music is for those who can't play, write, sing, or dance. It's the easy way to be the same as everyone else.
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
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pathetic

Anyone who complains at a internet website just so they can get email.
i am pathetic
by Jennifer December 25, 2003
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Pathetic

Your life. Here's why...
Your mom charges you a monthly rent of a kiss and a hug to live in her basement.

You were demoted from your previous job because the slurpie machine was too smart for you.

You spent half of last month's salary on seeing the new Star Trek film 18 times.

Your INFLATABLE girlfriend DUMPED YOU.

The best friend you ever had was your mom's mashed potatoes...and they still are.

In high school, you failed study hall.

You had to repeat kindergarten...12 times.

You think the modern MTV is the coolest thing ever.

Unicorns give you nightmares.

In 7th grade, you were last on the list of coolest kids, right behind Dave...and Jenny...and Tim...and your child molesting sweaty ugly gym teacher..and a rock...

Need I say more? PATHETIC!
by ThatAngryGuy9x74 May 25, 2009
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