prostitution

how dreams are made.

"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?" - George Carlin on prostitution.

by Drama_King January 18, 2009

prostitution

Only thing better than porn if you don't have a girlfriend.

I went to Vegas and prostitution was everywhere. So I started living in Caesars Palace, saving up cash to spend on hookers.

by ggg666 October 24, 2003

prostitute

A person that will sleep around for money. Usually when used, it is referring to a female sleeping with a male, but there are cases where a male sleeps with a female for money, male with male, and female with female.

Nerd 1: Dude, I got laid last night!

Nerd 2: It doesn't count if it's a prostitute.

Nerd 1: What if I didn't pay her?

Nerd 2: You did.

by lionking1 August 3, 2009

prostitute

A celebrity who sells their "integrity" to corporations and hawks their goods in commercials!

Wasn't that the "Jeopardy" host on that commercial saying how good a phonics program is?

Yes, one of the hoardes of celebrity prostitutes

by Piranha November 4, 2004

prostitution

n: The most honest transaction that ever takes place between men and women.

1. She thinks: "I want half of your house, your car and your salary" She says: "Can we discuss the M-word?"

2. She thinks: "I want free drinks" She says: "you're really nice"

3. He says: "Can I get you a drink?" He means: "I would really like to fuck you"

It's all just prostitution in the final analysis!

by Reiki Man April 17, 2006

prostitute

A female that sells her vagina (and/or ass) so she can get paid and give you STD's like Syphilis, AID's, Herpes etc.

If ur gonna fuck a prostitute at LEAST wrap your tool before banging the bitch.

by James Lowe August 8, 2004

prostitute

Alternate definition: someone who metaphorically "whores" his/her self out, such as by seeking attention or approval.

Did you see Sam whoring it up to impress his coworkers? He's such a prostitute.

by Valerie May 24, 2004