A progmantic is someone who is a romantic at heart but has a realistic view of love and goes about finding it in a pragmantic way, aware that fairytale romances are not readily available these days.
I'm a modern-day Sleeping Beauty, I don't believe Prince Charming will bring me back to life with a kiss (unless he's a first-aid worker); and in my experience the prince turns into a toad when you kiss him rather than the other way around. My idea of being good in bed isn't lying in bed for a hundred years waiting for Prince Charming to ride up on a white horse but I'll be happy if he turns up tomorrow in a convertible with red roses, chocolate and gorgeous stilettoes to take me out to dinner!
I'm a progmantic.
I'm a progmantic.
by princessetamtam March 23, 2009
Get the progmantic mug.Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 28, 2008
Get the coffee weightloss program mug.Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009
Get the coffee weightloss program mug.Those who are devoted to the style of music known as progressive. These people are so devoted to this style of music they sometimes emblazon their clothing with the emblems of their favorite bands. (Pink Floyd, Dream Theater, Yes, etc)
George is such a prog-head he sewed the Dark Side of the Moon Prism on his converse! and Matt drew the dream theater emblem on his pants!
by George Carr June 4, 2007
Get the prog-head mug.The act of fapping at an unusual speed, stopping off and on and changing the fap tempo as you go. Also is referred to from FapFap Revolution as the action of playing FapFap Revolution to a progressive song.
1. Playing FapFap Revolution to a prog rock song, such as "YYZ" by Rush.
2. "Sex was weird for the first time after getting used to ProgFapping. My girlfriend thought I had tourettes or something."
2. "Sex was weird for the first time after getting used to ProgFapping. My girlfriend thought I had tourettes or something."
by Werkshop April 6, 2010
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by Little Arabella July 23, 2012
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