Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...
by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011
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One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.
Has many names:
John Protractor
John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator
Prohn Joctor
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.
Has many names:
John Protractor
John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator
Prohn Joctor
by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017
Get the john proctor mug.1. I got rejected to prom so I imagined going. I had the time of my life. (Damn, iIm sad)
2. She went with somebody less nice but more attractive that's alright I had a dream about going with her and had the time of my pathetic life.
3. I got rejected to prom so, I brought the Prom to me. In my room, the music was loud, the food was Pizza Pockets and my date was a bottle of booze. I sure had fun. (Damn)
2. She went with somebody less nice but more attractive that's alright I had a dream about going with her and had the time of my pathetic life.
3. I got rejected to prom so, I brought the Prom to me. In my room, the music was loud, the food was Pizza Pockets and my date was a bottle of booze. I sure had fun. (Damn)
by Lemon101 January 5, 2010
Get the Prom mug.Family Guy musical number based on the true life story of a New Jersey teen-ager who gave birth in a bathroom stall at her senior prom, delivered a healthy boy, cut the umbilical cord, choked him and put him in a plastic bag that she knotted and threw away.
In the midst of it, a girlfriend who had heard sounds from the bathroom stall asked Miss Drexler if she felt ill. The Prosecutor said she replied: ''I'll be done pretty soon. Go tell the boys we'll be right out.''
A few minutes later, leaving blood on the floor of the bathroom stall, Miss Drexler went to the dance floor with her boyfriend and prom date, John Lewis, ate a salad and danced one dance.
Source: New York Times, June 25, 1997.
In the midst of it, a girlfriend who had heard sounds from the bathroom stall asked Miss Drexler if she felt ill. The Prosecutor said she replied: ''I'll be done pretty soon. Go tell the boys we'll be right out.''
A few minutes later, leaving blood on the floor of the bathroom stall, Miss Drexler went to the dance floor with her boyfriend and prom date, John Lewis, ate a salad and danced one dance.
Source: New York Times, June 25, 1997.
by smarticvs April 6, 2009
Get the Prom Night Dumpster Baby mug.As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!
by weave November 1, 2003
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No one has reported it to work, but you can be the first in history!
No one has reported it to work, but you can be the first in history!
by xedit409 March 27, 2005
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