Poptard

Peer, especially 35 or younger, who is wholly and naively oblivious to pop culture, and not because he or she thinks it's cool not to know pop culture. Individual is simply in another world.

Henry: Joe asked me to get him an Ariana Grande at Starbucks.

Zachary: That poptard probably doesn't even know who she is. Him knowing about their underground menu is akin to a preschooler knowing quantum physics.

by Jeb6720 September 20, 2015

Poptard

A person of average- to-low intelligence who is ignorant in general, yet boasts an excessively useless knowledge of pop culture.

That poptard Kelly watches nothing but " E!" News and the Kardashians, and reads nothing but "In Touch" magazine.

by Bluejayray October 28, 2017

poptard

A rejected boy-band member, now making a living off of staring in lame reality TV shows.

Remember that poptard from that old boy band group? What a moron.

by jschiro99 March 7, 2019

prompter

A camera with a specially angled glas pain in front, as well as a screen (mostly) to the bottom of the screen. This allows the person in front of the camera to read a message while looking into the camera - making the audience think that they’re being looked at directly.

The host presented today’s news - seemingly knowing all by heart, he read them off the prompter.

by Tinkerlego May 17, 2019

Prototard

Those kids in your school that seem they should be in special education but somehow aren’t

Me: why is that kid sticking metal in the outlet over there

Jim: he’s stupid as fuck, I don’t know how that prototard is even in this class

by Face.luftwaffe January 6, 2020

Prompter Preacher

All television on-camera news personalities that pontificate and deliver pious news messages or tragic stories with a sober look and serious tone in their voice. They are not the writers of the story but simply the messengers of guilt to the camera.

That tv anchor seems humbled by the drought's impact on the Somali people, but really he's nothing more than a prompter preacher.

Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021

Poptard

Noun: A member of a group of middle aged men on a ski trip.
Verb: Poptarding
Adjective: Poptarded

He, look at that van full of poptards trying to go through a Wendy's drive through!

by McPoptard February 11, 2021