When you start a new job you get given a bad desk and then when someone finally moves on you can take their good desk.
by Gooseberries January 21, 2009
Get the Desk Promotion mug.1. A company or non-profit organization set up to serve the egos of its founder(s). All of its activities, while often disguised as doing "good" for society, tech start-ups, the poor, etc., is done to enhance, flatter and inflate the founder's overly important fragile self-image of him or herself.
It's obvious the tech accelerator is solely a narcissist promotion vehicle (NPV). Its website mentions its founder 95 times and only has videos of young women talking breathlessly about its 'genius' founder - - yet 99 % of its 'members' are dudes.
by clairvoyant512 February 23, 2018
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One who promotes their version of the Truth but it is only Part of the Truth and not the Whole Truth. They are a Part Truth Promoter (PTP).
Example: "Those who like to be against some SJWs are really a Part Truth Promoter (PTP)."
Example: "Part Truth Promoters (PTPs) are good at denying certain prejudices, ills, and vices. Those who bring these up are called Social Justice Warriors (SJWs) in their eyes"
Example: "Part Truth Promoters (PTPs) are good at denying certain prejudices, ills, and vices. Those who bring these up are called Social Justice Warriors (SJWs) in their eyes"
by MrMum November 21, 2018
Get the Part Truth Promoter (PTP) mug.Being promoted to a position that sucks worse than your current position. Your new title may include such misleading terms as "senior" or "manager" but in fact mean more hours for less pay and a false sense of moving forward in the company.
low guy on totem pole: Hey Stu, congrats on your promotion demotion last week!
Stu: (eyes red, hair greasy, piles of papers in heaps on his desk) Thanks bro, it's great finally being a Senior Manager in the office. I work 70 hours a week now but I'm making $800 more a year and I'm really valued here!
Stu: (eyes red, hair greasy, piles of papers in heaps on his desk) Thanks bro, it's great finally being a Senior Manager in the office. I work 70 hours a week now but I'm making $800 more a year and I'm really valued here!
by SoFloBabyMamma March 26, 2011
Get the promotion demotion mug.To perpetuate or elevate the status of a person, concept, ideal, organization or the like. Etymology stems from a Middle-English amalgamation of Latin 'pro-' (for) and Middle English 'motan' (allow, must). To offer support for allowance to continue is to promote. The opposite of condemn and dissent.
Roberto wasn't aware that his mass-murder killing spree promoted strong Republican values until Rush Limbaugh offered him a co-hosting role on his talk show.
by GothYena September 30, 2005
Get the promote mug.The act of trying to get people to come into a nightclub, either via advertisement or word of mouth. To assemble a concert or club event.
by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
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