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premature efootballation

When the quarterback releases the football before the receiver is ready to catch it. Often caused by pressure on the quarterback by the defense. common results of premature efootballation are three and outs, interceptions, and losing football games.
Jamarcus Russell has an extreme case of premature efootballation today, as he has been able to connect with his receivers and the Oakland Raiders have turned the ball over four times today.
by 3irty6 December 29, 2009
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Premature unlockelation

Upon approaching a parked car the passenger attempts to open a locked car door before the driver's click on the remote device has had time to unlock the door. The result is the jamming of the door lock mechanism and much more time required to remedy the situation. It doesn't matter how many times it has happened....it WILL keep happening again.
My boyfriend is so anxious to get his sorry ass into my car that he had three episodes of premature unlockelation yesterday
by pelicanellie November 2, 2010
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premature ezachulation

when a zach just puts "it" in just a lil bit and cums prematurely , thus resulting in Plan B
Khloe: Last night Zach just put it in a little bit and still came really early, I need to go grab some plan B
Chasette: Aw damn girl sounds like your man got a case of premature ezachulation :(
by chaekirbz December 10, 2016
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premature treejaculation

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.
Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.
by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017
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premature ebakulation

Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.
Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.
by cccccchris January 2, 2014
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pomade

A perfumed ointment, especially one used to groom the hair.
a waxy substance used to make the hair look wet and shiny French pommade, from Italian pomata, from pomo, apple, from Late Latin pmum;
The rich kid with his pomaded hair and shiny pants passed by us as if we didnt even exist
by Psynox January 11, 2010
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Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009
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