Professor Homework 

A caricature of a human being. Knows all song lyrics to every song, enjoys benders, late night dance partying, a nice pair of slacks, gold chain crucifixes, ducks, and DDR. He is showwwwwww amashingggggggggg.

Oh my God, look at that kid. I haven't seen someone such a disaster since Professor Homework roamed these parts.

Professor Homework by Bill Kras September 17, 2007

Professor Frink 

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"

"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"

Professor Frink by Slammer September 1, 2003

professor dick 

A big throbbing member with tenure

That meshuga is some professor dick, he gets funky in bed.

professor dick by Ted and Laura March 12, 2005

Professor Gardner 

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

Professor Gardner by Jaolo March 3, 2008

Professor Wildgoose

Better known as Wildgoose, he is a Toontown player (occasionally streamer), dog lover, aspiring EDM artist, and a major shitposter. He mainly spends his time lurking in the website known as Twitter.

David: Why is my timeline being spammed with all these retweets and shit?
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.

Professor Wildgoose by Wildguy August 28, 2016

Professor Vas 

Creepy schmoe with a pathetic mini c.

Vanessa: Who the fuck is this blue-mask-wearing schmoe all over my Facebook posts?
Susanna: Oh that's Professor Vas. Don't give him the time of day unless there's $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.

Professor Vas by BootiousMaximus December 21, 2016

Professor Poopypants 

Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.

Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.

Professor Poopypants by thatoneuglykid September 29, 2019