Pjaculate

When you let off a busty, sticky load in your pajamas.

i just pjaculated in my bed

by Big-Ass-BONNER August 21, 2016

procraterbation

The act of procrastination by masturbating and not getting anything done.

I didn't feel like doing my work so I procrasterbated and my teacher got mad when she found out. Looks like procrasterbation didn't work. "procraterbation"

by jdawg555 March 22, 2011

Procate

The act of processing.
To Process.

Matt procated what he would say to Adam in the bathroom.

by Gobey6 March 21, 2007

perculate

A word rappers often use but truthfully, it doesn't mean a damn thing.

Idiot: Let's get it perculatin' ma.
Girl: What does that mean anyway?!
Idiot: Good question!

by Clayton K August 15, 2005

perculate

tr. & intr.v. - to steal a coffee pot.

"Hmm... that's a mighty nice French press rig. I'd sure like to perculate it."

by Phthllanfar October 27, 2008

Procreate then Selfdefenestrate

Part of a galaxy brain chain based on cum and go, ejaculate and evacuate, shoot your goo then bid her adieu, etc.

Person 1= Hey have you seen the galaxy brain meme dude
Person 2= Oh yeah dude the one about the dude nailing his gf, so funny

Person 1= Procreate then Selfdefenestrate!? HAHAHA LOL LMAO

this is so sad can we hit 69 likes?

by ThePastafarian October 6, 2018

Proctate

to watch over, to look out for

A study hall proctor proctates; I proctated my neighbor's kids

by Clippity Clop January 15, 2019