Procrastibate

when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later

I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later

by Mcgravy March 11, 2015

procrastibate

The act of extending a masturbatory session by delaying orgasm. In effect, having tantric sex with yourself.

Man, I can procrastibate for four and a half hours, but I can't walk the next day!

by Seamus Thurgood Kitikakarshnagarkan March 3, 2008

Procrastibate

The action of masterbating in order to make an excuse to procrastinate.

I have a project due in two weeks, but I didn't want to do it, so I went into my room and procrastibated.

by Joseph Mowitzki September 3, 2013

procrastibation

1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge

Quit Procrastibating on your project Billy!

by Rice Farmer March 17, 2005

Procrastibation

When one who starts watching porn and gently fondles their respective reproductive organs, but never actually gets around to full on masturbation.

Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.

Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.

Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...

by Jiz master flex March 29, 2010

Procrastibating

When you masturbate to put off doing work.

"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."

by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017

Procrastibator

To get pleasure from procrastinating.

I'm such a chronic procrastibator, I know I have to work at 8am & should go to sleep, but I still haven't seen the last 80 episodes of Breaking Bad, & it feels so good, so I'll probably binge those instead...

by Vanspades February 18, 2021