procrastinator

A lazy sod that does no work, just avoids it like the plague.

Can't be arsed to do anymore work today, who's up for a bit of procrastination ?

by Keri April 23, 2004

procrastinator

Someone who does some time-consuming shit and never gets off their lazy ass to get shit DONE.

You are a procrastinator just by reading this and not doing your damn work.

by This_is_not_your_pseudonym April 17, 2014

Anal procrastinator

Someone who is so meticulous and approaches every task as a perfectionist with an anal attention to detail, but because of these traits, he/she will also put off ever starting the task due to the anticipated amount of work and effort necessary to complete it adequately. Often, this trait will lead to the task becoming even more difficult later because of the delay in getting started but the continued need for an anal degree of meticulousness.

Jane is a total perfectionist and does amazing work, but because she is such an anal procrastinator, he often never gets started.

John planned to clean and organize his messy desk, but when he took a look at it intending to start, his inner anal procrastinator reminded him how long it would take to finish, so he went to a movie instead.

by AaronOOF April 29, 2011

Procrastibation

Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.

I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.

by Tron =] May 14, 2010

procrastibate

wasting time playing wit yourself

I procrastibate until that paper is due that's why i fail.

by ihpo March 22, 2010

procrastinator

a person who really tries to get something done but everything else seems to get in the way (like looking up words on urban dictionary) and then all of the sudden its the night before the test or assignment and you wonder what happened to all the time. aka a mixture of add and just being a college kid...

THE PROCRASTINATOR! I will.... eventually! (have to say it in a superhero voice)

by wat up my peeps October 6, 2009

Procrastibation

When you put off finishing your homework, doing the dishes, balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, feeding the dog, etc., and instead choke the chicken or jill off.

It was senior year, so Elena decided to skip studying and engaged in some procrastibation.

by Clitorisaurus Rex April 25, 2011