procrasterbation

I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.

"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."

by Miklos Patrichnikov March 22, 2004

procrasterbating

to wait to masterbate

procrasterbating - see Ben Romanowski .

by gandalf aka the white wizard September 22, 2005

Procrasterbating

When you're supposed to be doing school work etc. and you have a wank instead.

Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"

by xMEGADAVEx June 12, 2011

Procrasterbater

An adjective. One who procrastinates important tasks and instead masterbates vigorously

Dude we need to finish this project! Stop being such a procrasterbater bro.

by aplu December 10, 2021

Procrasterbate

It's when you are thinking about masterbating but instead of doing it right now you decide to do it later.

I can't wait to Procrasterbate tonight!

by Wildcat872 November 1, 2010

Procrasterbating

1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.

Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"

by clitcaptain69 May 26, 2014

procrasterbate

To procrastonate by masterbation

Yo did you get ur homework done ? Nah man I just procrasterbate

by bdkkc February 17, 2015