Pointed Tits of Sorrow

A female that has pointy tits pointing down. The suffix 'of Sorrow' relates the the tits pointing down to Hell and eternal sorrow.

In the movie Alexander, that chick that Colin Farrell has sex with has Pointed Tits of Sorrow.

by _Aydin_ January 24, 2009

Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012

Ghost Printer

When you printer turns on (or off) by itself.

Guy: Holy shit did you see that my printer just turned on by itself it scared me!

Friend: "ghost printer".....

by whoageez November 30, 2009

Law of Printers

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.

Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.

by deathgleaner July 29, 2010

printernet

The combination of the print and online world

With the advent of printernet you can read today's edition of your local newspaper in print form or online.

by Chicago Buckeye March 20, 2006

Pinted

The act of doing nothing but getting high then sitting down and eating a entire pint of ice cream. While eating your ice cream you may also watch T.V., a film, or porn.

Adam got pinted today while he watched 'Gettysburg'

by J-SWON August 20, 2009