pretend-slut- a hot girl or guy that thinks they can get some but really can because they are to afraid to let someone else touch them.
shes such a pretend-slut, she made out with him but when he tried to finger her, she cried like the little bitch she is.
by toastedstuff October 20, 2010
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by Jackola February 18, 2009
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A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.
“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”
by lukedanc July 19, 2019
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A straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. Pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.
A straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. Pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.
by Brick Wall Brick Wall February 9, 2012
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Also describes someone who supports big government and repressive legislation when enacted by Republicans, but cries bloody murder when the same measures are enacted by Democrats.
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Also describes someone who supports big government and repressive legislation when enacted by Republicans, but cries bloody murder when the same measures are enacted by Democrats.
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Real Libertarian: "How can you call yourself a Libertarian when you support the current administration's constant and repeated attempts to violate our privacy in the name of imaginary security?"
Pretenditarian: "Shut up, LibTard!"
Pretenditarian: "Shut up, LibTard!"
by Dr. Cyclops January 19, 2007
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by sugartees August 3, 2010
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