Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.

"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

98 percent

the percentage of women who got sexually asulted, raped, molested, etc

It's sad that it's 98 percent..

by fr0gger_beez June 21, 2021

10 Billion Percent

used to express when someone has faith completely in something, someone, etc. Originates from Dr. Stone

"Do you think he cheated on the test?"
"Oh 10 billion percent!"

by just some intelligent weeb :3 April 1, 2019

Present

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.

by Glitter of Gary September 5, 2017

present them

The perfect response when one is insultingly instructed to suck another individuals balls. Often leaves the opponent speechless and dumbfounded, leaving one victorious.

Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."

Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)

by dmince93 May 11, 2011

presenteeism

Act of showing to work when you are sick. Opposite of absenteeism.

So-called "presenteeism," or going to work when sick, is a persistent problem at more than half of U.S. workplaces and costs U.S. business a whopping $180 billion a year, research shows. (from CNN.com)

by JDD January 30, 2007

Presentation

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?

by CoolBoydudemanboydudeperson May 22, 2019