Poacher

Somebody who kills the fuck out of a joke. Nobody likes them, and so just insult them by calling them a poacher.

Ben: Wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: What?
Ben: Women's rights!
Daniel: ahaha
Aria: Lol, it's funny because women are ugly!

Ben: Stop being a dirty poacher.

by lolnosozlol January 1, 2012

FB Friend Poacher

A FB user who searches their friend’s “Friends List” with the intention of seeking out new friends or looking for familiar shared friends. Some FB users consider this to be “stealing friends” and simply don’t like sharing.

Friend #1: "I can't believe she stole another friend of mine! Why can't she get her own friends and leave mine alone!"
Friend #2: "She is such a FB Friend Poacher!"

by Lolita75 January 14, 2010

pussy poacher

A female homosexual; a complete lesbian.

Did you see Lisa's new haircut? She looks like a real pussy poacher!

by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005

poocher pounder

A male homosexual aka...flamer, butt pirate

Man, ya hear about that poocher pounder busted by 5-O in the park last night. He was in the middle of a toss salad when they pulled up.

by Fah Q All June 25, 2004

pouched

When a male gets kicked in the testicles

Dude you totally just got pouched.

by switch_nick November 24, 2006

Ponchera

This is a panamanian way to say ¨its going to happend something real cool¨ furthermore is another way to say chaos and destruction...

hey, Manuel Elias the ponchera is about to start...

by richter_808 November 2, 2006

pouche

Anyone who, without reservation and with a supercilious air, thinks it acceptable to not only fish the delicious solid bits of a soup (meant to serve a group of people) from its liquid, but also to do so while holding up, and thereby inconveniencing, the other individuals in the queue.

Boy: "I have time to write this urban DICTIONARY entry, because the pouche making love to the pot of yankee bean has stalled the whole f'ng lunch service."

by dac0811 March 26, 2010