The Postage Stamp

The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.

"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."

by Justin George Mitchell III March 26, 2008

Inglewood Portage

The act of multiple community members lifting a mattress and moving it to a new location within the community.

I needed to move down the road so we did the Inglewood portage and I can sleep in my digs tonight

by Teflon rabbit June 11, 2018

Fag-o-potamus

A term used to affectionately bring attention to a morbidly obese homosexual without calling them a morbidly obese homosexual.

Did you see the fag-o-potamus convention at McDonalds?

by razorpig September 9, 2011

potang

Some good ass pussy

That potang was nice

by Howard goston January 2, 2017

Portagee

Derogatory term used by whites (specifically Anglo-Saxons of New England) when referring to a person of Portugese decent.

I come from a town in Massachusetts that ain't got nothing but a bunch of Portagees runnin' around.

by Jimmy Jinglebells June 24, 2010

potamkin

a replacement for any verb or noun in any sentence.
when replaced the sentence becomes more fun and connotes tom foolery

potamkin some music
or
what a nice potamkin you have

by wempe January 13, 2009

Postage

Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.

"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"

by Replicat January 3, 2014