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Portmanteauwned

Adj.: Port-maun-TONED.

Used to describe being targeted by a particularly clever insult or witticism that uses a portmanteau, or combination of two or more words, as a punchline. It can also be used sarcastically, for example after an especially weak pun.

The word is a portmanteau itself, of "portmanteau" and "owned." As a result, timely usage of the word can count as an example of itself.
"Dude, there's a poltergeist in my chicken coop!"
"Don't you mean a...poultrygiest?"
"Oh, shit, I've been portmanteauwned!"
by Lazy Shell February 1, 2013
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Freudian Portmanteau

When a Freudian Slip occurs whitin a single word and it forms a new word out of two or more words that previously existed separately.
Freudian Portmanteau: "These Notifuckations won't go away!"
by WhyteBeard August 12, 2016
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postmanning

The act of switching male partners between vaginal and anal sex without the female noticing.
I pulled out of Nikki last night whilst doing doggy and you slipped into her arse, without her realising it wasn’t me!
Yeah! We were so postmanning that hoe!
by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020
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portmandoe

An angry, self-righteous woman in academia with an unreasonable chip on her shoulder about gender, discrimination, cultural appropriation, and related topics.
Be careful about your response to that facebook post on inequality, it's sounding a little portmandoe!
by KitLit September 5, 2015
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Postmonition

Dreaming Something Happened, After It Happened, Without Knowing It Happened.
Say you had a dream about an earthquake (Randomly), about an hour after there was an actual earthquake, but you didn't know there was one until the next day when you wake up. This would be a Postmonition. You didn't dream something was gonna happen like a premonition.
by NyteTerror June 4, 2009
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portmanbro

A portmanteau created by combining the word "bro" with another word, usually one containing a long "o" sound.
Examples include: Brobama, brociety, broseph, broletariat, brohawk, brohibition, and even the word portmanbro itself.
by Red Brover August 16, 2009
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portmantomo

(n) 1. a portmanteau of "portmanteau" and "homo" that describes portmanteaus that combine LGBT words with other words to create new, gayer words.
celesbian, gaydar, lesbro, gayborhood, fauxmosexual, hasbian, barsexual, gaysted, homoslice, homojo, birkenflock, biborg, portmantomo
by Carran Weberson December 6, 2010
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