Poseidon's Fountain

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but the water gets flung out of the toilet bowl onto the floor

Dude 1: Yo, why is there water on the floor?

Dude 2: Poseidon's Fountain struck again

Dude 1: Would you not clean it up?

by Badidasqitiman February 2, 2022

Poseidon's dickslap

Giving a dickslap with a sweaty dick covered with semen.

John gave Bernadette a Poseidon's dickslap after having sexual intercourse.

by Poseidon 5000 October 24, 2018

Poseidon's Snog

Poseidon's Snog - similar to a Poseidon's Kiss where toilet water splashes your asshole, but instead the toilet fails to cope with such a large shit that it sprays water all over your ass, legs, chest and face.

My shit was so fat that both me and my iPhone received a Poseidon's Snog whilst I was using the toilet.

by Hewerl March 10, 2016

Poseidon’s Kiss

A Splatoon term for when your tentacle gently grazes the water but you live.

I thought I fell into the soup, but I just did Poseidon’s kiss instead!

by Holyheckinmoo April 30, 2023

Poseidon’s Wrath

When you have an explosive shit and water splashes all over your bathroom.

“Yesterday I had poseidon’s wrath, that shit hurt, nigga.”

by 09aidan09 September 15, 2018

Poseidons Revenge

When someone is kneeling down giving a guy a blow job in the shower, he then proceeds to shoot his hot sticky load in both of her eyes, then he bails out, turns the cold water on, and laughs his ass off.

(Guy) Dude, I totally poseidon revenged that girl from the bar last night.

(Girl) I was so pissed when Tyler Poseidons Revenged me last night. I had so much cum in my eyes I was crawling around like a mummy because I couldn't see.

by d-blip April 7, 2008

Poseidon Adventure

Anything and everything pertaining to water.

"I'm gonna take a shower."
"Poseidon Adventure?"
"Poseidon Adventure."

by Little Drummer Ian August 29, 2006