A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”
by Chopchoo May 28, 2024
trying to hold your breath for the duration of your use of the Porta-Potty due to the smell
Pranayama is breath control
Pranayama is breath control
The Stench of the Porta-Potty was vile: I could either become one with the Stench, as Yoda had taught me, or hold my breath. I chose the latter.
My Porta-Pottyama failed me, though, as I finally had to suck in a huge breath -- my sensory sensations then feasted on the filth of fermenting human waste.
My Porta-Pottyama failed me, though, as I finally had to suck in a huge breath -- my sensory sensations then feasted on the filth of fermenting human waste.
by Ae5Ea8 April 03, 2017
After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
The funny run-walk you do when you've left it too long before going to the toilet at an outdoor event, such as s music festival, where The only toilets are porta-loos/porta-pottys.
They could all see me on the brow of the hill making a hop, skip, dash for the loo with my knees fused together so as to not release the krappen. It was my most painful porta-trotty experience.
by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017
The blue shitty liquid inside of a port-o-potty.
this liquid may seem gross and inconspicuous at first.
But much more fun can be had when port-o-tipping , When the port-o-potty is tipped on its face(door) there will be a sploosh delay before the liquid flows into the surrounding area.
this liquid may seem gross and inconspicuous at first.
But much more fun can be had when port-o-tipping , When the port-o-potty is tipped on its face(door) there will be a sploosh delay before the liquid flows into the surrounding area.
by Shitter tipper August 03, 2024
‘Hey have you seen my portas?’
‘Nah Sid might have them, I heard the mics really bad on it’
‘Yeah it is, buy them tho you’ll get a gof gf’
‘Nah Sid might have them, I heard the mics really bad on it’
‘Yeah it is, buy them tho you’ll get a gof gf’
by Kossportaprosenthusiest August 01, 2021
when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "
Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s
by lolha the stank fajita October 02, 2022