perfact

It is anything that comes with a fact.

Ft/fact (feet perfact)

by perfect guy November 23, 2013

Poofaced

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.

''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''

by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007

parfart

a pervert.

Notably used by Dolly from Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy.

Noel: well if you so spontaneous and free, why would you mind if some hat was looking at you?
Dolly: because this one might be like some massive parfart or something!
Noel: a what?
Dolly: a massive parfart!
Noel: sorry, a what?
Dolly: a parfart!
Noel: HE'S NOT A PERVERT, is he?

by jazz'd July 25, 2012

Poofaucet

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014

podfaster

Someone who listens to a large about of podcasts at faster than normal speeds often speeds of 1.2x, 1.5x and sometimes 2x and even 3x.
Podfasters do this to listen to large amount of podcasts during a week compared to the normal average of 5-7 a week

Susan is a podfaster, she listens to her podcasts at speeds of 2x. She does this as she listens to around 150-200 hours of podcasts a week.

by seeeeellliott September 3, 2021

ponfakejump

Ponfakejumping is an advanced strategy used in the mc hypixel arena brawl gamemode where a player feigns jumping from a ledge. This is done by running towards a ledge and jumping, but instead of falling, redirecting their momentum backwards such that they stay up and an opponent chasing might fall.

Player 1: Everybody look, I'm going to ponfakejump! *ponfakejumps*
*Hysterical Laughter* I PONFAKEJUMPED

Surrounding voice call members: *Chaotic choking on air*

by ultramicroscopic February 22, 2022

Podfather

The Godfather of the pods in jail or prison. An elder man that has ranked high on the streets earning recognition in jail or prison. Well respected (elder) man, boss, donn, captain, leiutenant, veteran that is incarcerated. Shot caller in jail or prison.

*Before making any moves, you must run it by the Podfather.

*Get that kite to the Podfather. Put it in his sandwhich in the cafeteria.

*Podfather has a huge wegla tatted on his back. He's from the old barrio.

by Quincuatra September 17, 2012