porno nails

Long, fake and French-manicured nails. Sometimes the nails will have fake jewels and assorted colors/designs/curlicues in the French-manicure.

My new boss seems smart, but i can't take her seriously when I see those porno nails!

by 49'er October 5, 2007

Porno Peek

The act of 'peeking' or sneaking onto to a Porno website in a place you shouldn't e.g At Work or School

1: Hey dude, What are you doing man? We're mean't to do work!
2: Hold on, I'm Porno Peeking.
1: Mind if I watch too?
2: DUDE!

by hnrrr June 2, 2009

Jewish Porno

Something absolutely unwatchable. The most dreadful thing you will ever see on TV or on a movie. Terrible

I'd rather watch a Jewish Porno than Friends any day

by cock.cocklicker.licker12 July 25, 2011

Porno head

Descibes the way a female enthusiastically sucks and slobbers on male genitalia as if she was starring in a hardcore pornographic movie.

"Wow, suzy was really horny last night she gave me porno head!!!!"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Porno Man

The greatest superhero that ever lived. He flies in his Porno Glider and blasts his enemies with his insane porno blasters. He also has porno goggles that lets him see through hot women's clothing. His Arch enemy is Gay Porno Man whose identity I cannot reveal at this time.

Porno Man, He's our hero, Gonna reduce GAY porno down to ZERO!
With your sexual powers combined, I AM PORNO MAN!

by Porno_Man October 27, 2005

Porno Wife

A woman that loves jizzy jizzums (cum) even after the marriage. This can be enjoyed in any fashion on the face, ass,in the eye, titties wherever her husband desires. Her appetite for sex is large and may somewhat seem never ending.

Brian: So Chris I hear you have a porno wife.
Chris: Why yes Brian, I sure do.
Brian: Maybe your wife can teach my wife the joys of being a porno wife.
Chris: She already has been.
Brian: Wonderful Chris, I can't wait to have a porno wife of my own.

by TCLJ September 23, 2007

That could be a porno

A term used like a "That's what she said," or a "Yo momma," or any of the sort. Only difference is it could be the title of a porno movie.

guy1: "I got the munchies!"
guy2: "That could be a porno."

girl1: "We had fun last night."
girl2: "That could be a porno."

person1: "...I'm new to this."
person2: "That could be a porno."

by icumonyoface November 5, 2010