Poobating

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

by seelindsey November 16, 2011

plotatious

Being full of tricks up your sleeve ,scheming and sneaky

Rusty was hiding around the corner being plotatious and waiting for Brett to drive by so he could freeze him!

by Camphouse October 15, 2020

pooah

A big poop

Hurry up the McDonald’s food is making me have to take a big pooah

by Hoodcc June 1, 2021

Poatan

Stone faced
Chama
Language

Huh, Chama. Poatan

by Women getter October 27, 2023

pootato

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004

pootache

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

by leewee January 24, 2005

Pootaco

an act of sexual celebration when a woman receives oral stimulation while taking a shit. (see blumpkin for male equivalent)

"Hmm i really enjoyed pootaco last night when i had that bad case of diarhea. Hopefully none of the stink got in my pink"

by COLLEGETEMPER January 8, 2009