pooprock

pooprock (v) a pooprock is a poop that is so big, hard, and lumpy that it hurts really bad and your face turns red; The worst part is that sometimes it turns sideways and creates a little bridge over the toilet hole and it won't flush so you need to some how break it up

Dude, i had a monster pooprock last night and aaron had to break it with a plunger because it bridged on me.

by poopmaster488448484 May 26, 2006

poosock

One of the most intimidating weapons know to mankind.

"By god Jim! Is that a crap print on your cheek?"

"Yeah"

"It stinks! What happened?"

"Spock decided to bring a poosock to our bi-weekly senior officer pillow fight."

"I guess his sence of humor is returning."

by knowleginian November 25, 2013

Poostick

A stick with poo on the end of it. People will often chase each other around with it.

"Have you ever been hit by a poostick" "no I'm too fast"

by Men cat man May 30, 2019

Poopcock

A majestic bird creature, similar to the peacock
A pleasant look to the eyes, yet when its name goes said, society goes wild, SOCIETY.

"I love watching poopcocks!"
"EW, WHAT THE FUCK?"

by reinakats April 22, 2023

poopstick

a name for the penis after using the backdoor of a dirty whore

i rammed that girls ass hard i just wished she had wiped cause now i have a poopstick

by craig r. January 29, 2003

Poopstop

When your horse stops walking so that it can take a poop.

James stop kicking your horse he is just taking a poopstop.

by Meek and Mild November 13, 2011

poopstoopies

The urge to make multiple tiny poopins in an obnoxious fashion... poopstoopies.

You don't want to be around someone with a case of the poopstoopies because it is like a herd of buffalo approaching from the anus.

I have consumed too many tacos this evening, and the poopstoopies are overcoming my being.

by Weedrum December 29, 2016