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Poonis

When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.
"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!"

"Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"
by frobrowilldo July 12, 2014
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poonite

when two dirty austalians are caught at it in the bush by a wildfire, and burnt when their pubic hair ignites in a fiery furnace, making the hottest session ever!
g'day mate u recovered from ur poonite yet? i heard that it kept burning for three days.....
by gD-bint May 5, 2007
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poonivorous

poonivorous is when someone or something eats strictly poontang
person 1:"what the fuck? why is your dog is trying to eat my vagina?"

person 2:"chill, hes just poonivorous"
by LittleBigMan January 27, 2008
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pooniverse

Megan, I am about to travel to the pooniverse.
by laterrrrrr April 19, 2018
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Poontangled

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
by Houdini91 May 21, 2019
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Poonis

It is where poo comes out your penis.
Mummy I have a poonis not a penis
by Poonis are the best April 15, 2021
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poomit

The act of vomiting

1. To eject part or all of the contents of the bowels through the anus, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.

2. To be discharged forcefully and abundantly; spew or gush.
"Man after a long night of drinking and the late night chile-bean burrito the next morning I had to poomit like no other."
by dWP August 24, 2004
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