poondaddy

The father of pooner!

Dan Chan is such a poondaddy

by haxorflaxor June 29, 2003

pooned

"pooned" should never be used as a substitue for "owned." Saying "pwned" is dumb enough. "Poon" is really and abbreviation of the slang term "poontang." "Poontang" has been around since the 70's. "Poon," in slang terms, refers to a woman's sexual organs, especially when refering to finding a way to have intercourse with said organs. "Tang," in slang terms, refers to the act of sexual intercourse.

"Poon" also is defined as the act of hitting something with a harpoon. However, that is a bit archaic.

"Dude, I got so much poon at the party."

or

"I need to get some poon so badly."

"pooned" is not a real word and therefore I have no example of it. You can't make a noun past tense...

by Noodlemonkey May 18, 2006

Quarter-pounded

When a fat McDonalds customer performs strong sexual intercourse (pounding) on an individual while eating a quarter pounder, the individual is getting "quarterpounded"

Ew, I just saw that chick get quarter-pounded

by KawaiiShoujo August 25, 2015

Pounded

When you’re so drunk and high you can’t even comprehend anything

Dude I’m so Fucking pounded right now

Oh well dude I need a bump I’m Fucking pounded

by the sheeny January 19, 2020

Koi Ponded

To be fingered in the bum

While they were fooling around his girlfriend unexpectedly Koi Ponded him.

by Squarrington May 25, 2010

pooned

1.getting "owned" or "powned" except much more demeaning. gettin pooned implies that not only were you "owned" or "powned", but that you were "owned" or "powned" in such a way that it made your little inmasculine vagina hurt.

2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.

1. "i pooned that guy like no ones business"

"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"

2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"

by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007

pounded

adj. To be extremely ugly, beyond the level of being "wounded".

This pounded is pronounced "poonded", but derives from the word "wounded. Thus the weird spelling.

Damn. That girl's hella pounded.

by Bexx January 28, 2005