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poolesville

A town in MoCo

A town so small, it is encompassed by the school zone of the High School.

Known as the Boondocks, perhaps the only boondocks where the houses go for upwards of close to a million

homocide rate of 1 (though we do have a crackhouse, now!)

Home of the Falcons, a mascot change severely contended by the rednecks who insist on wearing their old indians attire.

Still celebrates Poolesville day, a huge oart of the southern MD campaign trail

When, during Homecoming spirit week, there is a country western day, nothing in the school looks different

A very white school, but home to many racialy confused rich white kids

The football team is finally winning

The floors of the high school are made of asbestos. the ceilings are made of mold, the water of lead.

There is no swimming pool, basement, or calculus light at pville, no matter what Mr. Doherty tells you.

Everybody understands what "Jesus wouldve done his identities" means, as well as "factor factor factor!"

Jack Diamond's kids go to Pville

Home to Markoff's haunted forest, the ninth scariest haunted house in the US, according to AOL
"I was driving past the corn field today-" "which one?"

Nobody else has a clue what the hell a Selby's is

So I was driving through Poolesville today. It took me five minutes.
by LizPip November 3, 2006
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pooble

A small, pebble sized piece of poo. This problem typically occurs while traveling. For some reason the body alters the crap factory and wants to save the really satisfying dumps for home.
You okay?

Man, I felt like I had to crap but all I could drop were a few lousy poobles. I'm totally plugged.
by vrknoise January 19, 2009
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poogle

verb. to use a mobile device to browse the web while evacuating one's bowels
When I went to the bathroom, I brought my iPhone so I could poogle some information about area restaurants.
by douglasb October 23, 2007
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Poole Bus Station

Gypsy camp full of teen moms, 13year old smoker roadmen, old people and home to the UK's shittest excuse of a public transport service, More buses.
Always stinks, general scabby place
Wanna go down to Poole Bus Station to shoot some heroin and smoke some weed with the teens?
by benpeasefukers January 30, 2018
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Pookie pie

A cute person who does silly things. Is very goofy and light hearted. Usually your loved one.
Pookie pie stop biting my belly!
by Brittney Girl February 16, 2020
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Poodle Power

The undeniable and indisputable power of poodles.
I am consistently astounded by poodle power.
by Piklpugg April 24, 2021
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The Poogle Game

A game in which multiple men look up random words on google images. In doing this act they place bets on which page there will be porn on. Winner takes all. *Make sure safe search is off
I won $50 playing The Poogle Game last night!!!
by daddy lurs January 25, 2009
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