poof,

Another, of many, ephuemisms for gay, homosexual etc. Usually male.

"That Larry Grayson - Bit of a poof, isn't he?" commented Julian Clarey.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006

poodabab

Slang for a woman's vagina; a less vulgar euphemism for pussy.

I'm goin' out to the club, try to get me some poodabab tonight!

by mkstyles August 9, 2006

poobar

(n) the fecal matter that is excreted from the anus that tends to back up a toilet or whole septic system.

Sometimes, a person may actually feel the scat snaking it's way down their intestinal track before it becomes it's final form in the toilet.

Gas may accompany this person for many hours before expelling a poobar.

Seth: I feel a poobar brewing in my system. Should have to go anytime now, with all the farts I been letting out.

Sarah: Yeah... No kidding!!!

by geckopaws February 26, 2011

ninja poof

To suddenly disappear, like in all the kung-fu movies in the 80's.

Mike ninja poofed out of that meeting this morning.

by M. Stout July 12, 2007

Pooak

Poop that is on the back.

"Whoa Mason!

Me, you and Cara partied so hard last night, i think one of the strippers left some pooak on you."

by Dbailey July 19, 2009

poof the smoof

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.

"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"

by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010

Poodak Moment

The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)

Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up

Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)

by jimmyswanboi October 25, 2012