poodle

"poodle" basically means "suck," but because my teacher says "suck" is a bad word (shoutout to Mr. Cross), he tells us to replace it with "poodle".

*this is not the same "poodle" as the dog breed

"My wifi poodles so I turned off my camera."

"This food poodles!"
"Ughhhh, today poodled" (hehe I just made up the word "poodled" too, so "poodled" is the past tense of poodle)

by watermelon.lover November 7, 2020

poodle

Shark bait.

Poodles are good for nothing but shark bait.

by AmyLeigh October 30, 2008

poodle

One who is a complete wuss; prissy.

a) He won't go into the moshpit because he's a poodle.
b) That poodle only shops at the most expensive stores.

by Thuggalette February 9, 2004

poodle

a nice way to call a woman a whore. instead of using bitch, try using poodle, they will love it ;-)

i want to bang that poodle
check out those poodles down the street
lets go out poodle hunting
phoschizel all over the poodle's face

by bustix April 19, 2006

poodle

pussy

girl, did you shave that poodle? we be suckin on the same noodle.

by kum n go September 27, 2003

The Poodle

-phrase used in reference to John F. Kerry (D-MA).

John Kerry is a rich woman's pet! Let's just refer to him as The Poodle.

by RX May 5, 2004

poodle

An old lady with white/grey hair, and bobs up and down and back in forth in the back seat of a car..you swear it was a fucking dog.

look at that poodle...its bouncin a lot..I think its gotta go out, honey...its your grandma.

by blazedncrazy50h4 September 1, 2004