by HalfBaked April 25, 2003
Get the Poofman mug.Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.
"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"
stevo: ".....what?"
"poobatting, having a poo while batting"
stevo: "k"
"It's like killing two birds with one stone"
stevo: ".....what?"
"poobatting, having a poo while batting"
stevo: "k"
"It's like killing two birds with one stone"
by stevo June 16, 2009
Get the Poobat mug.A Pooballer is a sucky pitcher in baseball for the opposing team that is either throwing really slow or just sucks dick. Striking out against a Pooballer will result in uncontrollable laughter and humiliation.
Kole: Hey Tyler!
Tyler: What man?
Kole: How did you strike out against this pooballer dude..?
Tyler: Shut up man he got me off balance..
Kole: Haha you suck dick, faggot.
Tyler: What man?
Kole: How did you strike out against this pooballer dude..?
Tyler: Shut up man he got me off balance..
Kole: Haha you suck dick, faggot.
by Duggie May 27, 2013
Get the Pooballer mug.The Poomanchu is simply a fumanchu drawn on a face with a poopy penis after being removed from a poopy butthole, hence, Poomanchu.
by PSN March 10, 2007
Get the Poomanchu mug.by DonSquigie December 17, 2010
Get the poopmask mug.Jay: Hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn't seem right...
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.
by T@richards October 20, 2011
Get the poobar mug.I was on the public toilet and it became a poorman’s bidet.
by Jarrodrm May 31, 2018
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